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CREZENDO VIBRATING CONDOM
BANNED |
Vibrating condom does not uphold
Indian culture; banned in MP
20 June, 2007:
Crezendo, a condom from Hindustan
Latex, comes with a vibrating ring. It
is anti-Indian and a sex toy, and
therefore we ban it forthwith, says
Madhya Pradesh
Sexual
pleasure is apparently against Indian
culture. Or that is what condom maker
Hindustan Latex has found out to its
discredit when it invented a condom
that doubled up as a birth control
device while providing pleasure to the
user. No sales crescendo now from its
Crezendo, the company now sees trouble
from none other than the lawmakers in
big, bad Madhya Pradesh. The Crezendo
condom pack, which was launched by
Hindustan Latex six months back, comes
with a vibrating ring. The vibrating
ring is what the BJP-led Madhya
Pradesh government refuses to approve.
It has gone ahead and banned the sale
of Crezendo in the state saying it's
against Indian culture.
Vijayvargiya, the Public Works
Minister in the Madhya Pradesh
Cabinet, has donned the role of a
moral cop and is up in arms against
Hindustan Latex’s Crezendo. According
to Vijayvargiya, the condom is a sex
toy and will not be allowed to be sold
in the state.
When a trusted man takes up the
cudgels to protect India’s moral
framework, the state’s Chief Minister
Shivraj Singh Chauhan also joined
hands with the moral cop saying that
anything that doesn’t uphold the
Indian culture will not be accepted.
So apparently, normal condoms and even
dotted or striped condoms uphold
Indian culture while one with a
vibrating ring doesn't!
| Note: We
at DWS would wholeheartedly
support the ban, if the condom is
banned for the purple prose it
uses to advertise itself. Take a
look at this example:
CREZENDO VIBRATING RING FOR ULTIMATE
PLEASURE --- The pack has a vibrating
ring and three premium condoms. With
Crezendo Vibrating Ring you can take
your lovemaking to places it hasn't
been before. Crezendo Vibrating ring
is designed to take you for a 20
minute joyride through the realms of
vibrating pleasure. It provides the
ultimate stimulation for you and your
partner. It is safe , reliable and
comes with an instruction leaflet. It
is truly your passport to "The
Republic of Pleasure"
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This isn’t Chauhan’s first brush with
such an issue. He had earlier this
year banned sex education in state
schools because of the graphics and
pictorial descriptions used in the
course material provided under the
adolescent education programme.
Significantly, law makers such as
Chauhan and Vijayvargiya exist in an
India that is fighting an ever-growing
population problem as well as a
meteoric rise in HIV/AIDS cases.
Condoms are accessories that are
necessities in today’s world. MP’s
moral political cops seldom realise
that they are being ridiculed by their
brethren from across their nation for
calling a condom just a sex toy. It
may be a toy, but it is also something
that India needs in the present day to
make its future secure, if not
perfect.
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