For the last one month (or is it more?) whatever fucking site I am on, this fucking ad appears.

Sometimes I am on a fucking health website, sometimes I am on Reddit or Digg, sometimes I am on a fucking blog about fucked up computer games, and this fuck-all ad appears everywhere.

It is the most fucked up Adsense ad I have seen in a long time. Its design makes your eyes go blind; destroys kids psyches, demolishes the most carefully designed website’s layout.

Whoever in Adwords approved this ad should be butt-fucked upside down and the line ‘I don’t want to know anything about flat stomachs’ tattooed on his fucking arse.

Then I think its gone, and I begin to feel I don’t need to install any fucking software to blocks all ads forever. Fat fucking chance.

Then it appears again.

You know whats most fucked up?

I saw this ad 5 minutes back on one site I accidentally landed on. I thought, what the fuck, there it is again fucking with my head. Let me take a screenshot and write something about how fucked up this ad is. I did that. Then, just on a hunch, I checked out another health related site – there it is again!!! What the fuck! I went to another health site and it followed me there! I went to another site run by a friend – Healthranker – and it followed me there too!!

Believe me, all those pics – they have all been captured in the space of around 45 seconds. I think. I wasn’t fucking counting.

And if you want to know the hell is responsible for this abo-fucking-mination, they are this site – truthaboutabs.com

Their site says Clickbank thinks this is the no. 1 rated abs program on the Internet. Well, fuck you Clickbank. And fuck you internet. Fuck.

I have collected a pile of Star Wars fan-edited music videos on this page – a lot of them, obviously, feature Darth Vader either as himself or as Anakin Skywalker. Not everything is Emo, some are good fun action packed stuff.

Here are the better ones I have collected from Youtube to save you the bother. Not all are of professional quality, for sure. But a fan tribute is a fan tribute, right? So here goes!

20 Star wars fan-edited videos

Darth Vader: It´s all coming back to me now…

When Luke suffers, Darth Vader starts to remember his beloved wife – Padmé…

Star Wars Music Video – Everybody Was Kung Foo Fighting

Hardly emo, this one. Its a good fun video set to Everybody was Kingfu Fighting

Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away / Star Wars Music Video

Compilation of clips from Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III to Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away.

Star Wars music video: Whisper

This is another Star Wars vid. Made to Evanesence’s “Whisper.”

Turning to the Dark Side

This is what the creator has to say about the video: “I did to test out iMovie on the Mini Mac. Ive also been wanting to do a music video chronicling Anakin and Obi-Wan’s relationship and Anakin’s turn to the dark side for some time now.”

Artist: Seether feat. Evanescence – “Broken”

Chasing Cars Star Wars Music Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLfer3JjGg
Star Wars music video: Wonderboy
Creator: “Here’s a Star Wars vid to Tenacious D’s Wonderboy. Please don’t kill me.” Kill him, I say!

Go The Distance-SW

A Star Wars music video about Luke Skywalker “going the distance”

Star Wars vs. NSYNC

It’s the original Attack of the Clones trailer with “It’s Gonna Be Me” by *NSYNC as the audio.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

This one is quite famous. I think it went viral an year or two back. A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you’ve never seen them before.

Here it Goes – Star Wars music video

The song is ‘Here it Goes’, by OK Go.

Star Wars Music Video: Hero

A Star Wars music video with “I need a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler as the music.

Hero

A Star Wars music video to the song “Hero” by Nickleback/his main singer. Despite the song, it came out really well. Luke Skywalker centric.

Star Wars Music Video: Bring Me To Life

Here’s another Star Wars music video to Evanesense’s “Bring Me To Life.” Hey, what can I say, Star Wars and Evanesense just go so darn well together.

Star Wars: Space Cowboys

A look at the Star Wars saga

Papercut – Linkin Park/Revenge of the Sith

Creator: I thought this song fitted well with Anakin, so I made a video.

Anakin- Run Away

Here the creator has written the entire story of Star Wars! But look at the emo that follows here: “It’s about Anakin who is so confused because of his nightmares and the manipulation of Palpatine. He thinks the jedi and Obi Wan have lied to him and are accusing him of everything that went wrong. He wants to know the truth and run away from the mess. So, driven by his desperation, he turns to the dark side.”

I Don’t Wanna Be

Music: “Silohettes” by Smile Empty Soul
Footage used: Both Star Wars Trilogies
Summary: Luke doesn’t want to repeat the mistakes his parents and Obi-Wan did…

Darth Vader (Wake Me Up)

This video features Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker. It focuses on his everlasting love of his life, his wife Padme. Anakin is convinced that Padme needs to be saved death. But what he will eventually realize is that he is the one that needs to be saved. The song is “Comatose” by Skillet.

Star wars – Blood to Bleed (music vid) Rise Against

Everything Burns (Anakin Skywalker Music Video)

The story of Anakin Skywalker from Episodes II & III to the sound of Everything Burns by Ben Moody and Anastacia

Shape of My Heart (Anakin, to Padme)

Song: Shape of My Heart — The Backstreet Boys

Darth Vader-never meant to be so cold

Darth vader is saying he is sorry for all the lies and hurt he said and caused for everyone that cared about him. He thought in his mind that he was ‘untrusted’ and ‘betrayed’ by padme and he did horrible things to hurt her, hurting obiwan by decieving and killing him, almost killing his own children.

Bad, Bad Thing – Anakin Star Wars Vid

Anakin + dark side = lots of angst.
Bad for him, good for the fangirls (and boys).

Star Wars: Darth Vader-This is why Im hot

Well, that’s why he’s hot. Now you know.

Star Wars: Princess Leia-Daddy’s dirty little sex slave

Something is seriously wrong here. I think the creator got confused about how Leia was having an affair with! – Britney and Star Wars! Well well..

song-im a slave for you
artist-britney spears

Leia’s Bringing Sexy Back

Only for Leia fans, otherwise boring vid

StarWars Music Video / Apologize-Timbaland feat One Republic

Star Wars – Boulevard of Broken Songs

Star Wars music video set to “Boulevard of Broken Songs” by Green Day/Oasis/Travis, mixed by Party Ben
Amor Patris (Love of the Father) Of father-figures and their roles in shaping Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Luke.

The Unforgiven – Star Wars Music Video

The life and death of Anakin Skywalker. Artist – Metallica