Slumdogs on motorcycles were overwhelmed by the Oscar.

Yea fuck your fucked up ad.

For the last one month (or is it more?) whatever fucking site I am on, this fucking ad appears.
Sometimes I am on a fucking health website, sometimes I am on Reddit or Digg, sometimes I am on a fucking blog about fucked up computer games, and this fuck-all ad appears [...]

arth Vader. Intergalactic villain. Sith Lord. More machine, less human. Who knew he had a heart that weeps, loves and croons?

… and you know who can help us deal with this evil rising.

Help Sarah Palin defeat Vladimir Putin when he rears his head and comes into Alaska’s airspace!
Help Palin help us!
Due apologies to everyone with some artistic skills. This is all I could do – but then that simple game from the days of the 286 PC was always addictive once you start playing it. Give it [...]

Yes. The mysteries of the universe hide behind those eyes.

Gravity flips when you least expect it. Like, you are taking a walk in the fields, and FLIP!
This can take you by surprise. But thankfully, usually no one is around to see.
This can get embarrassing. In a pool there is always someone around. Bring your legs slowly close together, and wait for the gravity flip [...]

They really are adorable.

Take a good look at this face, and don’t forget it.
This is Mir Israr Ullah Zehri, a senator from the Baluchistan provice of Pakistan.
Six weeks back, three girls (teenagers, age 16-18) and two older women were abducted by men from the Umrani tribe. They were shot first, and while injured, thrown into a pit and [...]

Is Madonna doing it wrong?