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Fuck your fucking ad about the fucking flat stomach!

Posted on 12 November 2008

Yea fuck your fucked up ad.

For the last one month (or is it more?) whatever fucking site I am on, this fucking ad appears.

Sometimes I am on a fucking health website, sometimes I am on Reddit or Digg, sometimes I am on a fucking blog about fucked up computer games, and this fuck-all ad appears everywhere.

It is the most fucked up Adsense ad I have seen in a long time. Its design makes your eyes go blind; destroys kids psyches, demolishes the most carefully designed website’s layout.

Whoever in Adwords approved this ad should be butt-fucked upside down and the line ‘I don’t want to know anything about flat stomachs’ tattooed on his fucking arse.

Then I think its gone, and I begin to feel I don’t need to install any fucking software to blocks all ads forever. Fat fucking chance.

Then it appears again.

You know whats most fucked up?

I saw this ad 5 minutes back on one site I accidentally landed on. I thought, what the fuck, there it is again fucking with my head. Let me take a screenshot and write something about how fucked up this ad is. I did that. Then, just on a hunch, I checked out another health related site – there it is again!!! What the fuck! I went to another health site and it followed me there! I went to another site run by a friend – Healthranker – and it followed me there too!!

Believe me, all those pics – they have all been captured in the space of around 45 seconds. I think. I wasn’t fucking counting.

And if you want to know the hell is responsible for this abo-fucking-mination, they are this site – truthaboutabs.com

Their site says Clickbank thinks this is the no. 1 rated abs program on the Internet. Well, fuck you Clickbank. And fuck you internet. Fuck.

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3 Comments For This Post

  1. ryan says:

    I’ve got STOP EATING!!!

  2. Ben says:

    Once you search YouTube for “ab exercises” or “belly fat” or something similar these ads will always appear.

  3. sage says:

    Way to give them more free advertising. Why don’t you install AdBlock+ like the rest of the internet and stop whining about stupid shit.

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